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Puerto Vallarta
Inexpensive Strip Clubs and Table Dance Clubs
In order from the south of Puerto Vallarta to the north.
Mi Fantasia (Opening December 26th)
A brand new club located in the Romantic Zone (Viejo Vallarta), right next to the Farmacia Guadalajara. The have a really nice place with two stories. On the second floor they have private booths and a pool table. It will be owned by the owner of Ell y Ella and the prices will be the same.
Hours: ???
Address: Insurgentes #221, Colonia Emiliano Zapato
Driving instructions: Right next to the Farmacia Guadalajara in the Romantic Zone on Insurgentes
Telephone:
Cover charge in taxi: 100 pesos
Number of girls: ???
House fee: 400 pesos (½ hour)
30 minutes in house: 1500 pesos
1 hour in house Double the 30 minute price
To leave wtih a girl: 2500-3000+ for 2 hours (1000 for the house)
Private dance: one song - 150 pesos
Drink prices:
Cerveza: Men 35, Women 130
National Drink: Men 70, Women 180, (Imported 250)
Bottle of sparkling wine in private room 1000
Click here to see Mi Fantasia strip club in Google Maps
Platinos
This is one of the best local strip clubs. They have a great selection of girls and they are friendly and honest. They are one of the busiest clubs in the city and thus maintain a great selection of girls.
Hours: 7 PM to 6 AM, closed on Sundays
Address: Sierra Asoncahua, #150, Colonia Olympica
Driving instructions: Close to the Centro, As you are leaving downtown heading north on Francisco Ascencio, take a right after Bancomer (right before the Mega Supermarket) and it’s on the right.
Telephone: 223-8432
Web site: www.platinovallarta.com
Cover charge in taxi: 100 pesos
Number of girls: 23+
15 minutes in house with a girl: 1000 pesos
30 minutes in house with a girl: 1500 pesos
1 hour in house: 2100 pesos
To leave wtih a girl for 2 hours: 2100 pesos
Drink prices:
Cerveza: Men 40, Women 120
National Drink: Men 70+, Women 120
Special offers: Monday and Tuesdays, 2 beers for 1
Click here to see Platino strip club in Google Maps
El y Ella
This is a great club to visit! It’s without a doubt, the best club to visit in Puerto Vallarta The staff is very friendly and they always have a nice selection of girls! The owner is opening a new club that used to be La Movida in the Romantic Zone that will be called Mi Fantasia. There is a 100 peso minimum but it isn`t enforced.
They offer a great special - buy a jar of beer for 400 pesos (plus 200 for the room)or a jar of wine for 650 pesos (no charge for the room) and you can take the girl to a private room for as long as the drink lasts. This is a much better deal than the usual price of 150 pesos for one dance in the booths!
Hours: 9 PM to 6 AM
Address: Retorno Priciliano Sanchez 18
Driving instructions: Located in the second ¨zona¨, go to Walmart from downtown and take a right before the store and go past the OXXO and take the first right on the dirt road.
Cover charge in taxi: 100 pesos
Number of girls: 20+
House fee: 400 pesos (½ hour)
30 minutes in house: 1500 pesos
1 hour in house Double the 30 minute price
To leave wtih a girl: 2500-3000+ for 2 hours (1000 for the house)
Private dance: one song - 150 pesos
Drink prices:
Cerveza: Men 35, Women 130
National Drink: Men 70, Women 180, (Imported 250)
Bottle of sparkling wine in private room 1000
Click here to see El y Ella strip club in Google Maps
Las Conejitas
Located right next to El y Ella but fewer escorts, more pressure and higher prices. They enforce a 3 beers for 100 pesos minimum. If you don’t order at least the three beers, you can’t stay (and they are real unfriendly about it!). Still, it’s worth a look inside if you`re there visiting El y Ella. (maybe only a look!)
Hours: They vary because sometimes they just don´t open up.
Address: Retorno Priciliano Sanchez 16
Driving instructions: Located in the second ¨zona¨, go to Walmart from downtown and take a right before the store and go past the OXXO and take the first right on the dirt road.
Telephone:
Cover charge in taxi: 100 pesos
Number of girls: 5-10
30 minutes in house with a girl: 1500 -1800 pesos
1 hour in house: Double the 30 minute price
To leave wtih a girl for 2 hours: 3000 + (1000 to the house)
Private dance: one song - 250 pesos but they give you more time here (up to 8 minutes). They also have an option of a 20 minute private dance where at the whim of the girl you might get a special treat for 450 pesos.
Drink prices:
Cerveza: Men (Minimum 3 for 100), Women 120
National Drink: Men 60, Women 150
Click here to see Las Conejitas in Google Maps
Stravaganza - Zona
This is located in the real ¨zona¨ and has quite a few girls. There is a 30 peso cover charge but it includes a free beer inside. This is the lowest end club in town and we recommend you be careful when going to this ¨zona¨. If you decide to go, go past Walmart and Plaza Galarias going north and take a right at the OXXO and the Bull Fight Stadium and go past the electric plant and two tire stores (llanteras) on the right and take a right on the dirt road where you see the Motel sign. Straight ahead you´ll see a ¨Transvesti¨sign. The bar is off to the right. Be really careful here, this place can be very dangerous for Americans and Canadians.
Click here to see Stravaganza strip club in Google Maps
Osiris - Zona
This is a brand new club that opened in the Zona de tolerancia on January 13th. They are owned by the owners of La Movida and Hysteria and Prestige. It is a fun place to go and adds new life to the zona de tolerancia!
Hours: 8 PM to 4 AM
Address: Zona de tolerancia
Driving instructions: Go past Walmart and Plaza Galarias going north and take a right at the OXXO and the Bull Fight Stadium and go past the electric plant and two tire stores (llanteras) on the right and take a right on the dirt road where you see the Motel sign
Telephone: 322-170-2450
Cover charge in taxi: None
Number of girls: Unknown since they haven’t opened
30 minutes in house with a girl: 800 pesos
1 hour in house: 1500 pesos
To leave wtih a girl for 2 hours: 2200 pesos
Drink prices:
Cerveza: Men 15, Women 90
National Drink: Men 50, Women 90
Rolex - Las Juntas
Located just north of the airport, the freeway to Nayarit in Las Juntas, this is a personal favorite. The best part about this club is that it has a few seats outside where you can talk to the girls without the loud, driving music that they have inside! (just ask the waiter to serve you outside after you go in and find a girl). They usually have some really good looking girls and they range from 800 pesos for a half hour in one of their rooms to 2700 pesos to take the girls out for 2 hours. They also offer the same 400 and 800 peso jars of beer and wine as El y Ella which entitles you to drink it with the girl in a private booth. This is the best deal!
Hours: 8 PM to 5 AM, 7 days a week
Address: Carretera Ixtapa, #154
Cover charge: None
Number of Girls: 10+
30 minutes in house with a girl - 350 pesos plus the price the girl charges.
1 hour in house with a girl - 700 pesos plus the price the girl charges.
To leave with a girl for 1 hour - 400 pesos plus the price the girl charges.
To leave with a girl for 2 hours - 700 pesos plus the price the girl charges.
Drink prices:
Cerveza: Men 30 pesos, Women 120
National Drinks: Men 60 , Women 150
Click here to see Rolex strip club in Google Maps
Osiris - Bucarias
They have a nice setup with tables and sofas around the dance floor and generally have a nice selection of girls.
Hours:
Address: Bucarias, Av. Estaciones #149, Camino Viejo al Valle
Driving instructions: It’s off to the right hand side right before you get to the first stoplight in Bucarias. At that light, off to the left is the Royal Decamoran Complex.
Telephone:
Web site:
Cover charge in taxi: None
Number of girls:
15 minutes in house with a girl:
30 minutes in house with a girl: 1500 pesos
1 hour in house:
To leave wtih a girl:2500 - 3000 pesos
Drink prices:
Cerveza: Men 25, Women
National Drink: Men, Women
Click here to see the Osiris strip club in Google Maps
Academia - La Cruz
A fun place to visit if you are in the La Cruz area. There’s not much else out here!
Hours: 9 PM - 5 AM
Address: Kilometro 1, Careterra Cruz de Huanacaxtle
Driving instructions: Located in La Cruz off to the right as you take the cutoff to Tepic from the freeway past Bucarias.
Telephone: 322-182-5590
Cover charge in taxi: 100
Number of girls: 6
15 minutes in house with a girl:
30 minutes in house with a girl:
1 hour in house: 300 pesos for the house and whatever the girl wants.
Drink prices:
Cerveza: Men 15 (Little one), Women 100
National Drink: Men 50, Women 200
Click here to see Acadamia strip club in Google Maps
Los Mangos - La Peñita de Jaltemba
A half hour north of Sayulita is a fun little place with some really good -looking girls!
Hours: 8 PM - 4 AM seven days a week
Address: Carretera Tepic-Puerto Vallarta. Km 90, La Peñita de Jaltemba, Nayarit
Driving instructions: Go north from Salulita about a half hour. Pass the stoplight to the center of La Peñita and go another mile. Its on the right, right before the city cemetary (La Panteon)
Telephone: 323’282’1033
Cover charge in taxi: None
Number of girls: 8
30 minutes in house with a girl: 800
Drink prices:
Cerveza: Men 20 (Little beer), Women 100
National Drink: Men, 40-70
