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Expensive Strip and Table Dance Clubs List
These places are the most expensive places to find escorts.. You will spend at least
$350 (and up) to take an escort out and a little less for a half hour in one of their
rooms. You`ll pay a cover charge of 200 pesos and up and drinks are at least 10$.
Drinks for the escorts will run from 15$ to 35$ each and you need to buy them one
to get them to talk to you at your table. The girls will be drinking their drinks
as quickly as they can so you`ll buy them another one. If you have a lot of money
and don`t care about spending up to $500 for an hour or two in a strip club without
even having much fun, these might be your kind of places. If you are on a budget
and aren’t independently wealthy, these can be the fastest way to lose all your money!
When you get into a taxi and ask the driver to take you to a place with girls, you`ll
get led to one of these and the taxi driver will receive up to a 400 peso commission
and you`ll end up with an empty wallet! It is best to pay drink by drink since there
is a chance that if you drink a lot, your tab will be inflated. So what are the alternatives?
There are several strip clubs that cater to local Mexicans .. Here the girls range
in price from 800 pesos for 20 minutes and up - (up to 3000+ for 2 hours out of the
club) The beers for the girls will run about 120 pesos and beers for you are between
20 and 40 pesos (most are 30 pesos). There will not be cover charge at these clubs
if you don’t arrive in a taxi.
.While not all the girls will be of the quality of the expensive clubs, there will
be quite a few that are! There is also a lot less pressure by the employees. You
won`t be hustled into a seat by 3 men when you walk in the door! They are generally
honest and won’t inflate the tab because they cater to locals who would never come
back if they did!. These are where you should go if you want to go to strip club
and not spend a fortune!
Again, be careful not to go in a taxi without telling the driver that they won’t
receive a commission. When you get out of the taxi, tell the doorman (preferably
with the taxi driver present) that he isn’t getting a commission. Otherwise they
will charge you a cover charge to pay the taxi driver!
The way most of the clubs work is that they charge a set fee to use the rooms in
the club (house fee) and then you negotiate with the girl for how much she’ll charge
you. The usual fee for the house is 300 pesos and up. They all have various specials
on spending time alone with the girls in their private booths and special areas.
There are several areas in town where you can find escorts walking the street. One
is just north of the centro in 5 de diciembre and the other is a one block stretch
in the zona romantica. The escorts will cost between 400 and 600 pesos (including
the room that is 100 pesos). There are some trans gendered boys so you should make
sure you are getting a girl! You can take them to one of their rooms or there is
a hotel (Montes de Oca) nearby for 150 pesos for 4 hrs (in 5 de diciembre). They
generally will be sitting right on the sidewalk in 5 de diciembre. Next door to where
they sit is a black door that actually is a big bar where some of them will hang
out. In both areas, if you just walk around, you´ll see the escorts. Remember that
they don`t speak much English, if any!
The escort agencies have mostly closed due to a new law that went into effect March
15th, 2011. It prohibits advertising by 3rd parties. The girls can still promote
themselves but the newspaper, telephone book, etc aren’t accepting ads so they have
a hard time reaching their clients. There are still the internet classified sites,
so they would be the best alternative. See the current list of internet promotion
sites and massage services here:
They offer home delivery in Puerto Vallarta. They wil bring you a catalog and then
deliver the merchandise. This is the same shop that is in Jarretaderas in Nayarit.
Call them for your needs here in Puerto Vallarta. Nice people and very accomodating!
Sex Shop Dejavu - Nayarit
Address: Av. Ingreso #59 (Entrance to Jarretaderas just after the bridge between
Jalisco and Nayarit)
Take the entrance to Jarretaderas from the freeway between Jalisco and Nayarit and
it’s on the right at the bottom.
This is a new home delivery service with great prices and great service. Give them
a try if you are looking for sex toys and accessories in Puerto Vallarta!