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Notes from the front lines of the Red Light District in Puerto Vallarta
Customer Experience in the high priced strip clubs on May 2nd - 9th, 2012
This should explain why you should take the tour... Note the total spent at Candy’s... 4800 pesos.. On the tour, this will provide your drinks all night long and time with 3-4 girls! For one girl and drinks all night, it will be less than 2000 pesos (and if you go with one of the streetwalkers or escorts from the brothels, it will be less than 1000!)
Thanks for the book, I only wish I had found out about it before my last trip which was supposed to be a golf and fishing trip with 15 friends of mine (30-year reunion). It had been nearly 20-years since I was last in PV, but after this last trip I'll be coming back 3 maybe 4 times a year. I want to share with you my experiences from my trip which began May 2 and ended May 9, 2012.
I visited Candy's, Aquah and Taboo and several disco's/bars. Candy's the first night of my trip was good, cover charge was 250 Pesos but negotiated a two-for-one deal (me and a friend), drinks were 35 P for beer 65 for everything else, the girls on par were all very nice, pleasant to be with, did not dig being hustled constantly by waiters, doormen, floormen and once you get a girl to the backroom your expected to pay a Matron and the security guard, all tolled 4880 pesos, too much pressure. I ended-up going back to Candy's 3- times just because of one particular girl, too bad this is just fulfilling a fantasy. Great gal, intelligent, well spoken, kind, unfortunately like everything else in life it's all about the hustle. So much for golf the next day.
The next night I and a friend went to Taboo, fantastic. No cover, drinks for girls 65 pesos, an hour with a girls (drink Incl.) 2700 pesos and I tipped the matron 200 pesos. The GM of Taboo, Christian was very accomodating as was all of the staff, a little pressure from waiters in the beginning but once they knew who we were and our game plan they let us call the shots. The women were all stunning, had a difficult time deciding which one I wanted. I tipped her 100 USD and she met me the following afternoon for lunch in the Malecon, great time, would recommend to anyone. Did not like the disrespectful attitude of some of the patrons (Americans, maybe Cannucks) rude, loud and just a**holes, at one point I thought about saying something but that would have ended poorly for everyone.
Aquah, I went here alone, took a cab from my hotel (wrong move), had to negotiate a free pass into the place, fortunately I had a No Cover card from Candy's and told the doorman that I would just walk the extra football field to Candy's if he didn't work something out. While negotiating this I asked to take a look inside before commiting, he obliged. I was breathless looking at the women, I have not seen that many absolutely stunning women in a bar outside of Newport Bch, CA. Needless to say I stayed, for 4- hours I stayed, was led in by two women who were just coming back from an outing and they sat me down. I sat there quietly just admiring the abundance of beautiful women, ordered my drink and had a few minutes before being approached by a young woman who on any other day, in any other setting would be considered drop-dead gorgeous. Needless to say I was tongue tied. We ended up spending four hours together mostly talking for 4245 pesos plus a 100 USD tip for the Captain and for a full hour of intimacy, worth every penny. Expensive? yes, but worth it to me.
Wednesday night, May 9th
A spectacular night out on the town! First, at the streetwalker area there were 3 cute little escorts and my client took one over to the hotel across the street, Montes de Oca for his first of the night. 500 pesos plus 150 for the room! Then we went to El y Ella, where we saw a sight I have never before seen in years of tours! There were over 20 escorts in the club, standing around, sitting down, all over the place. It was full of escorts. And better yet, there were no other clients and at least 8 of the girls were an 8 or 9 or 10! Absolutely incredilble! We didn’t even have to buy the girls a drink to talk to them! There were so many that we didn’t even sit down...we just wandered around and talked to many of them. Finally we sat down and watched a dance (they sent a dancer on the stage when we sat down) and she was not only a 10 but the best dancer I have ever seen there, Isabella, from Spain. A former model, speaking perfect English, she was so sexy that the client immediately took her upstairs for only 1200 pesos. Not only the best looking escort I’ve ever seen there, but the best deal too! What a night! Then off to the zona where Stravaganza had quite a few good looking escorts, but we didn’t stay because it was late and we wanted to make one more stop out at Rolex. We went out there and they too had at least 8 escorts and the client finished the night taking one to the rooms for only $100 US..All in all, an incredibly fun evening out!
Tuesday night, May 8th
A very interesting night out! It's definately slow season but there were a lot of girls in a few places! The streetwalkers had a couple of new young cute escorts and the men were very indecisive because it was only the second stop on the tour! We arrived at the mini-zona of El y Ella and Las Conajitas and, as usual, found Las Conajitas closed for lack of escorts. They didn't even have one so they closed! We walked in the door at El y Ella, met all the girls, took one walk around and the clients immediately found the escorts they wanted. Without even buying them a drink, they were off to the upstairs rooms. There must have been over 15 girls and many really good-looking ones! These clients had made a big mistake. They hadn't read this web site too well and they booked the tour for the 4th night of their trip. In the meantime, against our written advice, they went to Agua. Same results as usual - drinks at $40 for the girls, incorrect change, inflated tab and ended up spending well over $600 for not much fun! They really regretted not having taken our tour first. They kept saying, "If we had only done this earlier, we would have saved a lot of money and had a lot more fun!" Some people think that the tour in expensive at $100 but you'll save hundreds more by letting us give you the benefit of our years of experience looking for escorts in Puerto Vallarta!
Saturday night, April 28th
The best places tonight were El y Ella and Osiris in the zona. The zona seems to have new life breathed into in with the construction of the new motel there. There were lots of escorts in Las Alazanas and Osiris had lots as well. One of the clients tied the record for the most girls in a night by spending time with 2 girls in El y Ella and another in Osiris. The escorts in El y Ella were $130 and $150 respectively and he got a great deal for a short time in Osiris for $60. As has happened a lot recently, El y Ella had several spectacular escorts. The club next door, Las Conajitas closed once again before midnight because they didn’t have any escorts. A very successful night, especially given that the slow season has started!
Tuesday night, April 17th
A very extensive tour with 2 men. Semana santa is over and it was reflected in the fewer number of escorts in the clubs. We started in the south in the Romantic Zone and worked our way all the way out to Osiris in Bucerias. We found two really cute escorts in the streetwalker area. A little tiny cutie called Lupita and her friend Paola..Both the usual price of 400 pesos (500 with the room). The men passed on them but when we got to El y Ella, they found two girls from Guadalajara that they couldn’t resist (Camila and Fernanda) Each of them took one to the rooms for 1500 pesos and returned with big smiles! Then we visited the zona where Stravaganza had the most escorts. There were a few really hot ones! We finished the night with visits to the clubs north, Rolex and Osiris Bucerias. Again, they found a beautiful, slender cutie from Chile named Jimena and another escort and took them to the rooms upstairs. Jimenez was 1800 but the rest of the nights she works in Prestige and charges 3000 there so it was a great deal! A very successful and fun night ending at 5:30 in the morning!
Tuesday night, April 10th
This was a very unusual night! We had a couple allegedly representing a travel agency that wanted to check out places for their clients. Of course when I included a link to their site, someone from the office contacted me and said that they really weren’t! Too bad, I thought I’d found the first enlightened travel agency, but no! The only noteworthy event was a cute young girl that was working the streetwalker area named Paulette. Very cute, young and new! Stravaganza was nice enough to treat us to complimentary drinks ..... Great people!
Saturday night, March 31st
One customer tonight is back for his third tour! It is really rewarding to see the customers coming back year after year and taking the tour every time they come to Puerto Vallarta! Another is a first time visitor to PV and he is working on breaking our record of 3 girls in one tour. He makes it to two! First at El and Ella where he takes a girl upstairs for 1400 pesos and then another slender cutie at Stravaganza for 1000 pesos. Stravaganza is packed with men and escorts! Lots of good looking girls at the best prices of all the clubs in town. Across the dirt parking lot my repeat customer finds a former PV Escort escort, Nichole working at Las Alazanas. She is slender, sweet and the best deal of the year at 500 pesos including the room. He comes out with a huge smile! Since we are working on helping the other fellow break the record, we venture out to Rolex at 4 in the morning and they had a girl, Pamela, from Mazatlan that was about half drunk and she couldn’t keep her clothes on at the table! She was lots of fun and really hot but unfortunately she’s going back home on Tuesday.
Thursday night, March 29th
The original tour guide has returned to the tours and we are off on a great night! The second stop in downtown with the streetwalkers where, as usual, there are some great looking transvestites. One man sees one of them and can’t wait even a minute before he takes her(?) to Montes de Oca Hotel for 500 pesos of delight! He was thrilled with the service and the escort! Later on in the evening, we are at El and Ella and they have two new girls from Tepic, Brittany and Barbara, they are 18 and 19 and both are slender, smooth and hot! Either one makes this a must stop while they’re in town (at only 1400 pesos a great deal)! We get all the way out to Osiris in Bucerias and discover an escort from Chile, Jimena, another spectactular girl that works there on Thursday nights. She works at Prestige the rest of the week but you can see her for half the price at Osiris!
Friday night, February 24th, 2012
Three gentlemen on the tour tonight. We hit a lot of places and all had a good time. The place that got most of
there action was Stavaganza's. They all had girls there and had a riot of a time. When we left there the tour was over but one of the gentleman asked if they could go to a high end club to top the night off. We took them to a club called Hysteria. Drinks for the girls there run 200 pesos so if you go there bring extra pesos. The youngest of my customers fell head over heals for a sweet young thing who said her name was Vanessa. He bought her a drink and he wanted to take her up stairs so off they went. First he paid for 2 drinks and a pitcher which cost him 1000 pesos and then it was 2500 pesos more for a half hour upstairs with her. When they came back he bought her another pitcher (600 pesos) and he decided to stay the rest of the night.
Wednesday night, February 22nd, 2012
My now Asian buddy has set a new record for 4 nights out on the tour in one week and he only wanted to go to one place tonight, Candy's. When we got there it was early around 8 PM. Its okay here since they open at 6 PM. At 9 there were about 10 girls working. They were taking turns dancing and it was fun to watch. Shortly after 9 a slender young lady got up to dance and I was in total awe as she spun around the poles. The best pole dancer I have ever seen. She could spin upside down and remove her clothes at the same time and only used her legs to hold herself up. That did it for my friend. He asked for her and off to the room next door for some fun. He was so excited he did not even get her name.
Tuesday night, February 21st, 2012
On his third tour my Asian customer, who has now become my buddy, was interested in going to only high end clubs this tour. We went to Taboo first where he bought a lady a drink and then wanted to go to Prestige. There he saw a girl that was dancing that he wanted to meet. I asked for her to come to our table but they brought some other girl to our table. I again asked for the girl that just danced and they brought over yet another girl that was not the one he wanted. So we left and went to the zona where he hooked up with a real cutie named Mili. He wanted to go back to his hotel and you guessed it he wanted to go out again on Wednesday. WOW!!!!!
Sunday night, February 19th, 2012
My Asian gentleman is back for his second night in a row for the tour on a Sunday night. I was expecting a slow night for us, but there were a lot of not very busy girls in the clubs. We were at Stravaganza's and he latched onto the Asian looking girl there. Her name Susie, she's super hot and willing to please. He bought her one drink and off to the motel next door. He was a very happy customer when he came back and decided to go back to his hotel. Much to my surprise he immediately booked his third tour for this week tour again on Tuesday.
Saturday night, February 18th, 2012
A very nice Asian gentleman on the tour tonight. He was a little green as far as what he could do in the clubs with the girls, but he got the hang of it after a few stops. At El y Ella he keep staring at a girl whose name was Mary. She's tall and slender. I asked him if he wanted her to come over and he replied that he did. So I went over and had her come with me to sit on his lap. Well that did it for him. Off to the room upstairs and when he came back he was one happy camper and told me he wanted to go on the tour again tomorrow.
Tuesday night, February 14th, 2012
Wow!!! two brits on the tour tonight. Talk about fun, these two guys were living life large. They loved that they were on a sex tour of Puerto Vallarta. They liked the girls at Stravaganza best. They both had girls there and the price was right. One of the girls had a Asian look about her and she had very nice tits. She had super hot looks to die for and only was only 1500 pesos for fun in the motel next door.
Opening December 29th - La Movida reopens as Mi Fantasia in the Romantic Zone! It will be owned by the owner of El y Ella and they promise dancing and the same prices as El y Ella. This is a great and convenient location and hopefully it will be a lot of fun! Visit them and help make it a success!
Tuesday night, December 27th, 2011
This is the worst week of the year for the clubs and for girls since almost all of them are visiting their families. Almost everywhere we went there were only a very few girls. Over and over again though, we have found that almost without exception, on any night, there will be at least one hidden treasure and tonight we found her, Gladys, in Las Alazanas in the zone. What a cutie! There were only 4 girls there (and the beautiful blonde transvestite, Alejandra) and Gladys was outstanding. Great tits, slender and only 24 years old. Best of all, she offered her services for only 500 pesos! What a bargain and what a great find!
Sunday night, December 19th, 2011
A former tour client went to Osiris in Bucarias last night ant there were 2 other men and 11 girls. Shortly after he arrived the other two men left and he spent the whole night there alone with the 11 girls!!!
Saturday night, December 10th, 2011
Another fun night with a couple. There is a girl at El y Ella called Eboleanaly that is 19, without kids, and spectacularly good-looking! We saw her dance and she came over to talk to me afterwards and I asked the couple if they wanted to buy her a drink and they did. 3 drinks later they took her to the private booth for a jar of wine and when that wasn’t enough, they took her up to the room for a while. They were really happy with her! Then it was on to the zona where I actually found a little cutie in Las Alazanes! By now it was almost 2:30 AM so we stopped at Rolex where the guy, Juanito, that serves food outside is leaving after 2 years there. They were the only place that actually had some food so it’s a real loss to lose his great homemade food!
Friday and Saturday nights, December 2nd and 3rd, 2011
A very interesting weekend! Not too many streetwalkers out.. In fact, only 1 that was even halfway decent. The clubs however, were a different story. In El y Ella, we found a girl, Natasha, that is 19 and has never had kids and is as good looking as any girl we have ever seen working in Puerto Vallarta! We visted Platinos and they have a stunning little blonde! She was so busy that we couldn’t get to buy her a drink! The zona was probably the big disappoint of the weekend. Not a single good looking girl in Las Alazanas but Osiris had quite a few. Isabella there is probably the 2nd best looking girl in the Puerto Vallarta clubs!
Friday night, November 25th, 2011
Another great night..the streetwalkers are expanding their area all the way to the sports field across from the Sheraton. There is a good selection of girls in all the places we visit. More girls are arriving and working here in Puerto Vallarta as the season gets started!
Saturday night, November 19th, 2011
The season is beginning and this weekend is a three day weekend here in Mexico. There are lots of girls out tonight! Las Alazanes has more than 20, many more than we have seen in almost 8 months. We try out the new Osiris in Bucerias and they have a nice selection there. The hit of the night were Sharon and Ariel in El y Ella. They were truly beautiful and had great attitudes!
Wednesday night, November 9th, 2011
The clients from last night had so much fun that they decided to do the tour again! We visited the usual clubs but they were looking for a special girl. They started off with a couple of hours with Mili from Osiris but that wasn’t enough. We decided to go to Taboo. They were very friendly at the door and let us in without a cover and the place was full of beautiful girls! There must have been 20 or so that rated a 9 or 10! The only problem was that they wanted 5000 pesos for the girls to leave for 2 hours. (and 5000 more for every 2 hours after that! And that wasn’t the end... We had to pay for beers and drinks while we waited and the fellow that arranged the girl wanted a tip. The car parker wanted a tip.... Many requests for tips.. The final tab was almost 6500 pesos for 2 hours..! They did manage to negotiate 3 hours for the price of 2 (although since it was almost 4 in the morning that wasn’t such a big deal since the club closes at 6 AM and the girls don’t have to return after that.
Tuesday night, November 8th, 2011
After a long slow season we are out exploring the city again. Tuesday nights are never the best but this time we noticed that there are significantly fewer girls in the clubs. We only visited El y Ella and the zona. El y Ella has hired the former manager of The Movida and Hysteria and they still have the best and friendliest management in town. The have some new good looking girls and as always, greeted us with open arms and treated us really well. In Las Alazanes in the zone, there were only about 8 girls and no one to write home about. So after a quick walk through we went to Osiris and they had 3 good looking girls there. Fun place and everyplace except Stravaganza in the zona is really friendly! We had another bad experience at Hysteria. We had decided to check out a high priced strip club and heard in El and Ella that Hysteria had 3 girls that the clients might be interested in. We got to the door and they asked us for 100 peso cover charges each! We refused to pay and left to go spend our money where we are welcomed!
Monday night, August 23, 2011
At 9:30 PM, a cute, thin girl named Pati was standing at the corner of the streetwalkers and she turned out to be one of the best looking girls we saw all night. And, without a question, the best deal at 500 pesos! El y Ella has some new good looking escorts. It started to rain so we spent a couple of hours there and then went out to Rolex. The electricity was out and everyone was just sitting around trying not to get wet while they waited outside for the lights to come on again. It was so dark we really couldn’t see if the escorts were good looking or not! Then on to the zona where they are tearing down many of the surrounding buildings. Slowly but surely the zona is disappearing. Stravaganza was closed and there were only 3 customers in Osiris and a foot deep lake to traverse to get in! Las Alazanes had 4 or 5 escorts and the band was playing. However, there wasn’t but one good looking escort in Las Alazanes and only one in Osiris so we decided to try out the expensive strip clubs for the first time. We went to Hysteria and they wanted a 100 peso cover to get in, even though we had been promised free cover. So we turned around and left and went to Cherry (the old Prestige). There the doorman wanted 150 pesos cover each but settled for a 50 peso tip for him........ They had about 10 girls including 5 hot ones. They gave us a tour of the club and explained how everything worked. They have a private room upstairs where you can take the girls for 2800 pesos for a half hour (and it doesn’t even have a bed, only a couch) and another room where you can buy a bottle of champange for 3300 pesos to drink with the girl (and he said that even the waiters don’t bother you there!). Really, really expensive! The beers were 63 pesos each! So, after one beer, we went back to El y Ella and finished the night there.
July Update - Punto G has closed. As we expected, they couldn’t survive, it’s too bad! Prestige has changed it’s name to Cherry and done some remodeling but it still basically the same club!
Mid-March Mirage Update - Now called Punto G (G Spot)
The old Mirage Strip Club has reopened under a new name and management. It’s now called Punto G. They are still very expensive although they don’t seem to be charging a cover if you don’t come in a taxi. The drinks for the girls are 280 pesos and beers for men are 45 pesos. They have a few girls that have come back from the old MIrage and a few from the other clubs in town and the management is really friendly! Why they have chosen to open in the slowest months of the year in the worst year on record is completely beyond understanding but we wish them good luck!
Sunday, July 3rd, 2011
A generally bad night for a tour, it worked out OK. We started at El y Ella where were the only customers for a long time. The girls weren’t excited about dancing when there is no one to watch! Then is was out to Rolex with has a few new good looking girls. After hearing about the 400 pesos pitchers of beers that entitle you to take the escort into a private booth to drink it, the client bought April 3 of them! Apparently he was having a very good time there! This is a more economical way to spend time with the escort as opposed to buying her 120 peso individual beers!
Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011
We are starting all over with a new blog after the passage of the new law pertaining to the trafficking in persons. This law simply prevents any third party from profiting from any sexual transaction so we just want to make it clear that we offer only a tour service. You are introduced to many, many escorts during the course of the tour but you have to talk to and negotiate with each one on your own.
There were at least 3 hot looking girls in the streetwalker area last night.. All of them were only asking 500 pesos! With the apparent lack of clients, it looked possible to make an even better deal! Las Alazanes in the zona was another winner! For the first time recently, there were 3 or 4 really good looking escorts there... Also asking about 500 pesos. The strip clubs we went to were actually a disappointment. Not only were the escorts lots more expensive but there wasn’t a great selection. It’s the bottom of low season so that’s somewhat to be expected.
